Your birthday is literally the best news of the week. | Birthday Ecard
Just wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers | Birthday Ecard
Happy Birthday! I would say something smart-ass about your age, but you're younger than I am. | Birthday Ecard
I WANTED MY BIRTHDAY WISH TO YOU TO BE EXTREMELY INTENSE... SO I'M TELLING YOU IN ALL CAPS... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! | Birthday Ecard
Happy Birthday, Husband! Tonight we are going to party like the rock stars we are! And by party, I mean lay around in our PJ's and watch TV! | Birthday Ecard
This is not a belated birthday greeting. I'm making sure I am the first to wish you a Happy Birthday for next year. | Birthday Ecard
Happy birthday to my best friend ever!! May your day be filled with joy and happiness...who am I kidding, get drunk & party!!! | Birthday Ecard
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! May your birthday beer mug runneth over! | Birthday Ecard
Your birthday is the perfect excuse to drink on a weekday. | Birthday Ecard
Happy Birthday. However old you are is the new 30. | Birthday Ecard
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Your child's birthday is making me feel really, really old. Thanks. Umm...and Happy Birthday! | Birthday Ecard
Happy Birthday, to an amazing co-worker who has the guts to say what everyone else is thinking and for being so 'innocent'. Bahaha | Birthday Ecard
Friends say, "Happy Birthday!" BEST FRIENDS say, "Happy Birthday you nasty, old skank!" | Birthday Ecard
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I can't believe it's already been a year since the last time I didn't buy you anything for your birthday. | Birthday Ecard
Smart, good looking and funny But enough about me, happy birthday! | Birthday Ecard
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Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself. | Birthday Ecard
Happy birthday to one of the most fabulous girls I know. Looking forward to many more years of fun and friendship. Love you! | Birthday Ecard
Happy birthday to someone old enough to have lived through the hardships of not being able to Google something. | Birthday Ecard
Happy Birthday to a fantastically NASTY WOMAN! | Birthday Ecard
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I hope you celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world... Naked and screaming. | Birthday Ecard
Like a fine wine we get better with age... or rather, we feel better about our age with lots of wine! Happy Birthday! | Birthday Ecard
Happy birthday to a friend of a friend who I now like more than the original friend | Birthday Ecard
